# WASH IT DONT WIPE IT!!!!!!!
Jan 31, 2019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cw_2aFT9x24

[Music]
hey you guys or back told ya we would
not leave you guys hanging and since you
know I see so many people that just love
my husband in his story time I told him
that I have to bring him along now
because he's more like than me no he is
a very lovable cuttable teddy bear that
everybody likes
hahahaha but he could be a turd
sometimes yeah now I'm just amazing
I'm coming this ah the best are the best
here the best of the best yes you are
you're the best husband ever and the
best father ever that's about as much as
I you need to get into detail we anyways
all right you guys so you guys have been
wanting story time and you guys have
been loving that his little closet comm
videos so he came to me and said hey
honey I got another one for you I'm like
oh no we got going to that like tell me
tell me just too far warn me what you're
gonna tell up my channel this one is
pretty important let's turn the camera
little thing is when I started to travel
like abroad outside of home and there's
challenges meet you okay for example
like back home in every house and
everywhere every place I'm sure there is
a bathroom and every bathroom there is a
toilet and he's talking a gypped yeah
and every toilet there's a bidet you
know about washer so nobody uses toilet
paper and
like every I don't know one in million
maybe we'll use it paper yeah so when I
started to travel I get out of the
country I go somewhere I go to the
bathroom and guess what there is no bar
washer so I was like okay so like for
the first time ever that was in the
airport also mm-hmm and we landed I want
to use that restroom I went okay so I
don't see today and I don't see a trash
can because he gonna use the toilet
paper what are you gonna put them we did
not know that you flush it
we don't flush anything and that's a
little bit like that beside you were
dumb and that's why I when I went to
Egypt I did not know what about washer
was I have never seen a bidet so to me
it was completely there's something in
the toilet I was like what is that thing
hanging down like that and he's like
that's called a butt washer that was for
the first time in his life he didn't
know what that is either
so I went to the airport for the first
time ever getting out of my country okay
and I'm sitting there was okay so you're
gonna use toilet paper but where do you
throw weights that's the question and a
lot of people like that and I'm serious
you know I don't know where I'm supposed
to throw it so the first time you know I
love how in the public bathroom you know
the dividers between the bathroom that
has that gap a little bit so I just
finished and dice throw it on the other
bathroom next to me and I don't know
what to do so I got out I did not worry
okay story wash I didn't knew her ad
that's I I'm gonna wash those people
like okay so I spent some times in the
bathroom okay in the airport watching
people-people go empty-handed comes out
empty-handed
okay well there is no trash in sight
where in the bloody world they throw
that toilet paper after they use it sec
Wow
so I was like maybe they don't even wipe
but everybody getting in doesn't wipe it
you just you know it's it's like
something new to you like you go
somewhere something you're not used to
something you never seen before so you
just wonder so I was like think like
nobody really wipe or wash or what that
what are the you're doing you know I was
like okay here's the question when you
go you know do you use the toilet paper
right what do you do with it I was like
well you flush it I was like in the
toilet I'm so amazed you know because
Wow back home they will tell you do not
flush anything in the total and even to
fill a paper because they don't use them
so that will clog it so I was like wow
that was something new to me they'd be
really fortunate like it I was like yeah
we're you from I was like from Mars
they're sorry about that it's okay
anyways so a Justin Lee you know it's
it's it's not comfortable for me to wipe
you know when you leave all your life as
about washer you cannot convert to bot
wiper you can't it's just very hard and
you still don't feel 100% comfortable
you know
well my butthole deserves way better
than that you do with their oxygens like
so I will get a water bottle everywhere
now I
like since then I will just get a water
bottle and I wash in any bathroom when I
go like to bathroom outside so it kind
of left after I was watching the people
people are watching me why is he taking
water
what's going on huh what are you doing
in there
your watch you know you have you ever
heard of a bidet or what is that yeah
you know you get it machine you put it
and after you're done you know you watch
to hear it's a fan don't listen to the
commercials that you know a bear wipes
with toilet paper that's I never seen it
have you ever seen a bear damn seriously
do you think any kind of toilet paper
will clean that up
[Applause]
there's no trees Oh wash it you know
because bears use trees and they will
work good but you're not gonna run to
the backyard every time you know here's
the toilet and you know what are you
doing you know from natural from nature
we came for nature will go no it doesn't
work that way
that's this exposure also so we use the
body since there is nobody you know I
take a water bottle with me so it was
like how I never thought of that
the way you have been in the dark for a
long time you know all your life you
have been about wipers so kanda like
that you know that manual windows take
shift no cruise control and stuff and
we'll show you straight take you to
something has bluetooth you know cruise
control traction control power windows
power seats you know your shell will
drop you know a hashtag wash it don't
wipe it you'll behold deserve better
complete clean I'm sorry you guys what
you wanted him I'm giving it to you you
know when you just why be there will
still be stuff and it's not good it's
not good at all I am dying you know
once it dries out after you're done and
leave and you know walk around a little
bit the sweat the smell it is not good
pretty seriously I'm gonna end up having
me offer review so from now on hashtag
washing don't wipe it on that note we're
going to go now
I told you guys you asked for it I gave
it hope you enjoy this wonderful story
time until next time bye-bye and don't
forget your bar deserved
